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Network Infrastructure / Websites

a) MJZ Web Hosting may deny access to any sole person or organization to it's website, servers or entire network at its discretion , with or without notice (but probably won't unless you're being a giant asshole).


b) Any attempt to compromise, deface or attack in any shape, manner or form of MJZ Web Hosting's websites, servers or infrastructure (including hosted accounts, domains, and resold servers) is not very nice. Offenders will be fiercly pouted at (and possibly be given for their great victory).


c) MJZ Web Hosting's network-vanguard "personalities" may monitor your usage and actions on the network with or without warning. While visiting or using an MJZ Web Hosting service, you agree to being monitored or trafficked by our services.


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e) MJZ Web Hosting's voluptuous mega-Network (and dominantly themed super-Infrastructure) is defined by villainous domain names, barbarously hosted websites (whether customer or non customer based), gluttonous (lol fat) reseller accounts, sassy dedicated servers , mega-hackin' labratories , clandestine security-databases, red hot switches, swarthy routers and other banally appointed technocratic equipment.



Hosted / Customer Agreement

a) Customers hosted by MJZ Web Hosting (can't be coerced despite what this stupid TOS clause is about to claim) agree with the MJZ Web Hosting Terms of Service and Acceptable Use Policy. AUP / TOS decisions and definitions are left up to the discretion of MJZ Web Hosting Administrators (but mostly to the arbitrary utterances of various proletarian tribunals).


b) Basically, everything you see at MJZ Web Hosting is ultra-cool and / or mega-hip and there is no question about it.


c) Aussie Bob and his repugnantly pious hosting services represent a veritable Niagara of stupidity (6,810,000 liters per second).


d) SLA or "Service Level Agreement" is based on Switch and Connectivity uptime, NOT server-hardware uptime. MJZ Web Hosting guarantees almost 100% SLA uptime. I make no guarantees over hardware failures or software malfunctions.


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f) MJZ Web Hosting understands itself to be the sole expression of what is clearly the greatest web hosting legal agreement in all of existence. Following suit, MJZ Web Hosting understands its historical position in light of this fact to be one of catalytic proportions and also one of inevitable co-option. The radical minorities that in obscurity managed to survive the crushing of the classical workers movement (whose force the ruse of history transformed into state police ) have handed down the truth of that movement, but only as an abstract truth of the past. Their honorable resistance to force has succeeded in preserving a maligned tradition, but not in redeveloping it into a new force. The formation of new organizations depends on a deeper critique, translated into acts. There must be a complete break with ideology...


g) Any violations of our AUP can result in suspension of services ; termination of services , and removal of all hosted content with or without warning , based on MJZ Web Hosting administrators discretion. I probably won't do this though unless I'm in a bad mood. Usually, I try to talk things out with people as opposed to just silently wiping away a problem.


h) All accounts come with a 100% money back guarantee for 30 days subject to reasonable use. All payments after 30 days are non-refundable unless a valid reason for refund is negotiated (I usually just refund everyone regardless of what this says).


i) MJZ Web Hosting reserves the right not to honor SLA agreements (because "almost 100% SLA uptime" is an awesome agreement) if it is not properly reimbursed by upstream providers, to prevent loss of capital.


j) In light of the fact that most of you do not have the creative ability to simultaneously realize and supercede artistic representation , MJZ Web Hosting remains a contemptible expression of capitalism and is basically, on the whole, an example of an e-commodity in the sly form of information itself. Subject — the word "subject" has three essential meanings: one, you are subjected to something ; two, you are the subject , the autonomous agent in a particular situation (to which you are subjected, and thus rendered a subject); three, there is the subject-matter , your personal epistemological view, knowledge which is important for a certain subject (who is additionally subjected to this) — to these market conditions as such, MJZ Web Hosting acts as a point of pseudo-dialogue between human beings . Whenever separate power replaces the autonomous action of the masses , whenever bureaucracy seizes control of all aspects of social life , it attacks language and reduces its poetry to the vulgar prose of its information. Unavoidably, the MJZ Web Hosting bureaucracy appropriates language for its own use and imposes it upon "the masses" (its clients , potential clients , and any other internet user who stumbles across its presence ). Language — the material support of its unwanted ideology — is then supposed to communicate its messages and reflect its thought. The MJZ Web Hosting bureaucracy is luridly aware of how in its economic role comprising the ideological transmission of prefigured messages , it must repress the fact that language is first of all a means of communication between living people. Since all communication is channeled through bureaucracies, people no longer even need to talk to each other : their first duty is to play their role as receivers in the network of informationist communication to which the whole society is reduced, receivers of orders they must carry out.



Hosted Accounts

a) Content allowed on hosted accounts excludes information or files of any kind that infringe on any intellectual property rights (e.g., copyright, trademark, patent or other proprietary rights), along with sites that violate any state, federal or foreign laws or regulations. Sites may not link to or relate to unlawful actions or material. Legal adult content is allowed on all servers.

b) The above clause is an imbecilic concept and only exists on this webpage due to unfortunate lawful necessity. For instance, I merely copied a lot of these legal statements from another TOS/AUP (adding a lot of my own clauses as well of course), as does pretty much everyone. I Guess it's legal to copy ideas which have no "intellectual" merit to them — i.e. those ideas which are the ironic makeup of "intellectual property rights." It is enjoyable copying the fact that I cannot copy and brings endless waves of warmth to my gut!

c) Hosted accounts are allowed to use up a "fair" percentage of CPU and Memory that they are allocated. If a hosted account becomes a burden to the server, it can be asked to upgrade, suspended, or in extreme cases removed completely from the server. This is left upon the discretion of MJZ Web Hosting Administrators.

d) Hosted accounts are permitted to use up 100% of their allocated and purchased bandwidth. Accounts exceeding this limit will be suspended until the beginning of the next bandwidth monitoring period. Users wishing to un-suspend their account may contact the billing department to upgrade their plan to a higher bandwidth limit.

e) Hosted accounts may only occupy the disk space that is allocated to them. Hosted accounts may not attempt to find ways to use disk space that they are not authorized to use.

f) Hosted accounts may not use, run, or operate any IRC related services on the servers. If caught doing so, the account in question will be suspended and may even face termination.

g) Hosted accounts may not run BitTorrent trackers or host .torrent files on the servers. This rule exists due to possible legality issues, but more so due to the well known fact that trackers have the potential to completely hog server resources and ruin the hosting experience for all other clients on a shared server. Accounts will be suspended upon violation of this rule.

h) Hosted accounts have every right and obligation to contact us for support at any point in time during their hosted life. MJZ Web Hosting Staff may deny them help in the circumstance a customer becomes abusive, or rude to the point of causing discomfort to the staff member. MJZ Web Hosting does not tolerate the abuse of Staff members. Customers / hosted sites that abuse MJZ Web Hosting Staff may be terminated without notice.

i) Hosted accounts are not permitted to send, or contribute to spam lists, or mass-mailout systems. Any hosted account caught sending or taking part in spam activities will be immediately terminated.

j) Accounts must be paid for on their respective due dates. If an account is not financial by the end of the due date, it will be suspended. If not paid after 4 weeks (28 days) the account will be terminated. The "end of the due date" is defined as the exact moment when PayPal attempts to automatically submit payment. If the payment fails at that point, then the account is considered to be past the end of the due date. If the subscription has been cancelled in advance, then the "end of the due date" is defined as the very beggining of the day (12:00 CST) of the actual due date. MJZ Web Hosting holds no responsibility for loss of data over unpaid accounts.

k) MJZ Web Hosting accepts no responsibility for damages induced to sites by 3rd parties, including DDoS, DoS, Syn or any other kind of network or server attacks.



Commitment To Privacy

"Your privacy is important to me." To better protect your privacy I provide this notice explaining my online information practices and the choices you can make about the way your information is collected and used.


The Information I Collect

This notice applies to all information collected or submitted on any of the MJZ Web Hosting websites. On some pages, you can order services or make requests. The types of personal information collected at these pages are:

   Full Name
   Address (via PayPal only — I don't store this information in any of my own systems, nor do I care to access it)
   Phone Number (via PayPal only as well)
   E-mail Address
   Username
   Password
   Domain
   IP Address


The Way I Use Information

MJZ Web Hosting uses the information you provide about yourself when placing an order only to complete that order. I do not share this information with outside parties (i.e. PayPal) except to the extent necessary to complete that order.

I use return e-mail addresses to answer the e-mail I receive. Such addresses are rarely used for any other purpose and are not shared with outside parties.

I refuse to share any of your personal information, even in an abstract sense — i.e. telling an advertiser that that X number of individuals visited a certain area on the website, or that Y number of men and Z number of women filled out a registration form — with advertisers.

Finally, I never use or share the personally identifiable information provided to myself online in ways unrelated to the ones described above without also providing you an opportunity to opt-out or otherwise prohibit such unrelated uses.


Commitment To Data Security

To prevent unauthorized access, maintain data accuracy, and ensure the correct use of information, I have put in place appropriate physical, electronic, and managerial procedures to safeguard and secure the information I collect online.


How You Can Access Or Correct Your Information

You can access all your personally identifiable information that I collect online and maintain by e-mailing myself.

You can correct factual errors in your personally identifiable information by sending myself a request that credibly shows error.

To protect your privacy and security, I will also take reasonable steps to verify your identity before granting access or making corrections.


Contact

Should you have other questions or concerns about these privacy policies, please e-mail me at mjz@mjzhosting.net.



UPDATES

a) MJZ Web Hosting reserves the right to update this document with or without warning at any time.

b) Last updated – September 9th, 2006.