 
If you like what you see (or use) here, maybe you would like to be the next clandestine benefactor for MJZ Web Hosting, where "we have no money but need some in order to live"!
We all know that spoiled art brats, rich housewives who create useless startup companies selling minestrone soup from their husband's money, or lucked out socialites like Molly Brown (etc.) make use of maneuvers like this in order to produce their actions. William Burroughs, the so-called "avant-garde" writer, is one such example who's "parents, upon his graduation, had decided to give him a monthly allowance of $200 out of their earnings from Cobblestone Gardens, a tidy sum in those days. It was enough to keep him going, and indeed it guaranteed his survival for the next twenty-five years, arriving with welcome regularity. The allowance was a ticket to freedom; it allowed him to live where he wanted to and to forgo employment." (Ted Morgan, Literary Outlaw). Yes, it is MJZ Web Hosting's goal to become just as deplorable as folks like these!
One might say that by living within the shadows of contrast to these sorts of people for a long while, MJZ Web Hosting is beginning to become bitter and jealous of their methods and produced modes of life (this is the easiest way of dismissal after all)! Legitimately penniless and terrible at asking for money (as evidenced by this very paragraph) or creating evocations of inspiration in the hearts of others to give, the MJZist can often be found reading certain passages from Charles Dickens's Great Expectations over and over in an obsessive compulsive rage, near tears at Pip's discovery that the only reason he managed to become a "gentleman" was due the actions of — GASP  — a convict, Abel Magwitch, whom he had once helped out during his childhood. The sort of arrogance that Pip carries around manages to make him hold his secret benefactor in contempt, not due to the fact that he was receiving bouts of mysterious funding on a regular basis (this was all fine and dandy as long as the act was shrouded in a fog of ignorance diffusing itself around the money and concealing its source), but due to the social role ("convict") of the man giving it to him! MJZ Web Hosting, of course, is not so stupidly proud and will accept money from convicts, beggars, oil barons, princes, cult devotees, corporatists, US customs employees, pseudo-leftist university professors, bootleggers and more! The affected air of "I don't care where the money is coming from as long as the social role isn't made public and everything stays under wraps" is nowhere to be found within the desperate, hunger-stricken reachings of the MJZist!
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